I love me some Harry Potter as much as any other 29-year old dude out there (I once freaked out an ex by being able to finish random sentence fragments from The Goblet of Fire), but this is ridiculous. Not even I can get into a nerd band called “Harry and the Potters” crooning sweet nothings about Cedric Diggory, Roger Davies, and Cho Chang (yes, I know what houses they’re all in…). We Are Wizards aims to capture the wild dedication of Harry Potter‘s most devoted fans, and certainly succeeds in doing so, but there’s nothing else here whatsoever. It’s sloppily edited, and predominantly irritating nonsense. Only for the most drooling of fanboys.